Saturday, September 11, 2010

Thank You Danny Trejo & Robert Rodriguez

"THEY JUST MESSED WITH THE WRONG MEXICAN."

MACHETE


A fake promo in the movie "Grindhouse" it was totally not meant to be taken seriously,
until It was turned into a full length film with an amazing cast of actors.

Wow. Haha. And Daaammmmn. This movie was great in my opinion and here's why.

While this movie was admittedly, pretty ridiculous, it had a serious point to make about the system and it's failure to work for those who are searching for a better life, immigrants.

So that made this movie pretty powerful when (SPOILER ALERT) The migrant workers, and all others put aside their differences to band together at the end. Jessica Alba makes a point in the
movie when she says "We didn't cross the border. The border crossed us."
Lots of critics would give this movie a negative review, but it would be because they didn't get it.

Not only did this movie effectively make that point, it was funny as hell.
My favorite quote, "Isn't it funny that we let any mexican with gardening tools into our home?" This movie was filled with corny lines and funny situations. Not to mention Lindsey Lohan got payed to be herself, a cracked out media whore. HAHAHA :D Funny stuff
OH OH. And best thing about this movie, Machete being a ladies man. You watch him scoring knowing that the Danny in real life would never get that much action!
BAHAHAHAHAHA!

Lastly-
Blood, gore, rolling heads, more blood...AWESOME.
I honestly didn't expect it to be that graphic but if you like this stuff, see this movie.
What more can I say? haha!

My only complaint---Steven Seagal. WHY?! GRRRROOOOAAAAN.
He is the world's most horrible actor who was trying to be a Mexican Druglord?
Jesus that was painful. The best thing he does in the movie comes at the end.
Won't ruin it for you! ;)

OK so final rating in the classic star system 1-4,
3 1/2.
Without Steven Seagal, it would be a 4, haha :)

This movie is just kick ass. Give it a see, will ya?
And so concludes my first movie review!

COMING SOON
My next post :)

-Beth

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