Top Twelve-Jennifer's Body Quotes

Hello there. So a little explanation of why this is a post; the movie was terrible. The only redeeming factor was Diablo Cody. The writing was HILARIOUS. Make no mistake, this movie left me feeling stupid for watching it, but I had to share with you the lines that got me laughing.

OH and also, if you haven't seen it and want to, (even though I strongly recommend you don't waste 102 minutes of your life) you need to watch it with friends, far more enjoyable because there are so many "what the fuck" moments to share with each other.

TOP TWELVE JENNIFER'S BODY QUOTES

12. "I just got Aquamarine on DVD. It's about a girl who's, like, half sushi.

She must've had sex with a blowhole or something."

11. "I thought you only murdered boys!

I go both ways."

10. "He listens to maggot rock. He wears nail polish. My dick is bigger than his."

9. "You're lime green jello and you can't even admit it to yourself ."

8. [after Needy stabs Jennifer in her chest] "My tit."

"No, your heart."

7. "You should be happy for me!

I'm having the best days since, like, Jesus invented the calendar."

6. "I am going... to eat your soul... and shit it out Lesnicky!"

5. "Do you buy all your murder weapons at Home Depot? God, you're butch!"

4. [Having been stabbed in the stomach and bleeding profusely] "Got a tampon? I thought I'd ask...You seem like you might be pluggin'."

3. "You give me such a wetty."

2. "Am I too big?"

1. "It smells like Thai food in here. Have you guys been fucking?"

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There you have it! Believe me, I could have put more (hence why I bumped it up to twelve).

Hope you got some laughs out of it :)

Until next time!

-Beth

Threads and Such.

Hey folks! So this here post is inspired by my friend, Vaughn, A.K.A. The Thrift Store Cowboy(Be sure to check out his blog, it's fantastic what you can find while thrifting!)

I'm blogging about some excellent fashion finds I've acquired this past year that keep me stylin' and profiling :)

First: My favorite tops.

OLD NAVY-PURPLE PLAID TOP

BRAND-OLD NAVY

ORIGINAL PRICE $24.99

CLEARANCE PRICE $7.49

I love this because let's face it, plaid is great and essential to any wardrobe male or female. But also it's light weight, casual, comfortable, and it looks great.

T.J. MAXX-FLORAL LACE BLOUSE

BRAND-LILY WHITE

PRICE $8.99

DETAIL WORK BELOW

Love this because it's beautiful, inexpensive, and as the designers would say, chic.

It looks fantastic with jeans or leggings. It can be casual or dressy.

T.J. MAXX-TAN SHAWL

BRAND-ROBIN K.

PRICE $7.99

PIBB'S-RUFFLE TANK TOP

BRAND-LUSH

PRICE $5.00

Both of these in my opinion look fantastic together! It's become one of my favorite ensembles to wear with shorts or leggings. Again, stylish and affordable. Nothing beats that combo.

MISC-FLORAL TANK TOP

BRAND-NICOLETTE

PRICE $12.49

Just bought this piece today actually! And boy is it purdy! In short, it's super stylish and makes me look good :)

Here's what the back looks like:

Gorgeous right? Love this.

Next: Favorite Over wear.

PIBB'S-NAVY BLUE FLORAL DETAIL VEST

BRAND-EXPRESS

PRICE $6.00

In general, I love vests. They're my favorite piece of over wear to pair with anything I can.

Beautiful lace work in the back and it fits nicely showing off the figure. Love this.

PIBB'S-BLACK/GREY DIAMOND PATTERN CARDIGAN

BRAND-WEAVERS

PRICE $7.00

SO comfortable and pairing this with heels, the right top, and leggings, it looks fantastic. I've found that it goes with most of the tops in my wardrobe and in general the whole "boyfriend" clothing look is great.

Next: Favorite Bottoms.

PIBB'S-TEAL RUFFLE SKIRT

BRAND-APT. 9

PRICE $5.00

Pair this with a black top underneath and you have a cute dress combo. And with a nice pair of heels, damn! More dressy than casual but it's always fun to look a little nicer than usual.

OLD NAVY-BLACK SHORTS

BRAND-OLD NAVY

PRICE-2/FOR $24.99

(IF YOU'VE SHOP THERE NORMALLY, YOU KNOW THAT'S A DEAL)

You can't put a price on shorts that make your ass look fabulous and your confidence sky rocket. So comfortable and my ass does in fact look great in these! Thanks to Old Navy, I'm starting to like me some shorts :)

T.J. MAXX-BLACK JEANS

BRAND-THE LIMITED

PRICE $14.99

Any sensible woman should own a pair of black jeans. Not for slimming reasons per say, though they are good for that. But they can be dressed up or dressed down and finding the right pair can make you look goood.

Next: Favorite Dresses

PIBB'S-RED/BLACK PATTERNED DRESS

BRAND-LOVELY DAY

PRICE $10.00

This right here is beautiful and its a great way to show off your curves/gams :) It's just a fantastic dress. Invest in something like this for a more upscale event or to dress up really whenever you feel like it!

I.KIM'S-MULTICOLORED TUNIC DRESS

BRAND-S.12

PRICE $16.99

Freaking gorgeous! Looks awesome with leggings. I get so many compliments when I wear this :)

Lastly: Favorite shoes & Accessories

FROM LEFT TO RIGHT:

ETSY-RECYCLED SARI SILK SCARF

FROM SPAIN

PRICE $16.00

VIOLET HEADBAND AND RUFFLE LACE BARRETTE

HAD SINCE I WAS LITTLE :)

GRANDMA'S OLD AVIATORS/NEVADA GIFT SHOP-NEON AVIATORS

PRICE-FREE/$10.00

PIBB'S-BLUE LINED EGYPTIAN STYLE EARRINGS

PRICE $4.00

PIBB'S-STEAMPUNK GOLD/SILVER/BLUE NECKLACE

PRICE $5.00

CLAIRE'S-MULTICOLORED EARRINGS

PRICE $5.00

VINTAGE CIRCA 1970s BUTTERFLY EARRINGS

MY MOM'S :)

ETSY-GLOBE CAMEO NECKLACE

FROM THE PHILIPPINES

PRICE $8.99

PIBB'S-STRAP BEADED SANDALS

PRICE $7.00

D.I.-BLACK TWEED HEELS

PRICE $5.00

ADDED HAIRPINS TO THEM TO MAKE THEM MORE FLASHY

T.J. MAXX-BROWN ANKLE BOOTS

BRAND-BLOWFISH

PRICE $8.99

AND you can never have too many accessories (I always say) lol

To end with, here are my three most recommended stores to shop at locally:

* Pibb's Exchange

*T.J. Maxx

*I.Kim's

For all your vintage wants and needs:

*Misc. (pronounced Mis-see)

As far as advice on style goes; invest in practical pieces that will go with just about anything. Don't forget color! Scarfs and vests are a stylish must.

And lastly I say just go with what appeals to you rather than what is "in". Dress like you.

So ends my fashion post! Hope you liked it.

Until next time!

-Beth