REEEAAALLLY? If there's one thing that I find amusing its those who think they can pass for bums and beg by the offramp of the freeway...OK, let me explain something to you. One, if you have a nice coat, you CLEARLY have money. Two, if you are clean-shaven, the chances are good that you aren't homeless. And IF you are texting behind your silly sign, you are a bum in a different sense alright? What does it mean to be a true beggar? Here are the qualifications, you must be one, or all of these;
- Crazy
- Missing a limb or two
- Screaming about your war flashbacks
- Outrageously stanky that people can smell you just by looking at you.
- The street is your toilet and sprinklers are your shower
Here are visual examples;
HOW MANY HOBOS OWN LAPTOPS?
ANSWER: ZERO.
NOW HERE'S A MAN OF THE STREETS
Now its fair to say that the economy has screwed over thousands of people, but if you just doing it for extra scratch, then you are one lazy bastard. Get a job. You're taking away from the true homeless people, are you happy that you're an asshole and a drain on society? Way to go pal.
OH and if you're just looking to get money for drugs or alcohol, can you at least be honest? Not gonna lie, I would respect that more. Wouldn't deal you the cash, but respect is its own reward right?
THANK YOU.
SO in summary, fakers need to get off their asses. Yup.
That's it.
Hope you were entertained by my rant :)
-Beth
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